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001 — the pitch
There is no pitch.
This is a book that told you not to buy it. It has no lessons. No frameworks. No "5 steps to" anything. No author photo where someone crosses their arms and looks trustworthy.
It's 22 pages of a person writing their way out of a corner when the corner is the entire book.
It costs a dollar because that's exactly the price of curiosity.
002 — what you get
A brutally honest feature list.
✕No life-changing advice. Your life will be exactly the same after reading this. Possibly slightly worse.
✕No actionable takeaways. You cannot implement the lessons of this book because there are no lessons.
✕No plot. Things do not happen in a sequence that builds toward a satisfying conclusion. Things barely happen.
✕No famous endorsements. No one important has read this. No one important should.
✓One genuine moment that might make you feel something unexpected. But we buried it between chapters about autocomplete and a list of reasons to stop reading.
003 — reviews
"I can't believe I read the whole thing."
— Every reader so far
"This is either the best dollar I've ever spent or the worst. I genuinely cannot tell."
— A real person, probably
"Do not buy this book."
— The author, repeatedly
People who ignored the warning
0
and counting
004 — the real reason
You already want to know what's inside.
That itch you're feeling right now? The one that says "it's a dollar, just buy the stupid thing"? That's curiosity. And curiosity is the best part of being a person.
Most of the internet is trying to convince you to want things. This page is doing the opposite. And yet.
And yet here you are. Still scrolling.
Still here?
You've now spent more time on this page than it costs to just buy the book and find out.